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5.11 老余婆逛赌场

叶国治 · 中文原文 · 依据纸本逐页转录
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老余婆去赌博掉了,消息一传开,就像落水淋湿了蚂蚁窝,全家人急得团团转。

大姑小姑频频打电话来责备媳妇,为什么让阿妈一个去?“你甘大胆,让阿妈去,她又不会国语,又不会英文,丢失了怎么办?”“你知道吗?80多岁的人啦,万一……哼!”

做媳妇的一再辩解说,阿妈坚持要去,那些在一起做晨操的人人个个都很好,要我放心,我有什么法子呢?做媳妇的在这个时候,已经是有苦难言,百辩难解了。

那边厢家里人心焦如焚,这边厢老余婆乐开了怀,一路上和队友们说说笑笑,坐在旁边的孙大姐、宋大姐用半生不熟的广东话和她交谈,无拘无束。

豪华的大巴士在冬天的沙漠上奔驰,老余婆斜靠在座椅上微微摇晃。晃着,晃着,温暖的冬阳抚摸着她的脸庞,她渐渐地沉入了睡乡。

的的嘟嘟,的的嘟嘟……忽然间,老余婆被袋子里的手机吵醒。

她把手机放在耳旁:“谁啊?”

“阿妈?你现在在哪里?”

“我点知(粤语:怎知)在哪里?我在车上。”

“你很好吗?”

“很好,放心吧。”

这是媳妇打来的电话。隔不多久,儿子也打来电话,询问阿妈的情况。四个多小时的旅程,老余婆就接了三个电话,都是同样挂心的问候。

手机是昨晚媳妇给她的。媳妇眼看劝阻不住阿妈出行,只好把自己的手机塞给阿妈,千嘱咐,万嘱咐,要阿妈随时打个电话报平安。

手机每个小时都嘟嘟响起,老余婆烦了:“嘿,有什么不放心的?愁什么呢?”

“你媳妇愁你被人拐走卖掉呀!”老余婆大笑起来,那一头银发就像早春的木兰花,注满阳光与快乐。

老余婆好久好久没有来赌博掉了。今次一来,发现拉斯维加斯这个花花绿绿的世界大变样。

夜晚,那一片灯海,炫目耀眼。唱着音乐的水柱忽而婀娜摇摆,忽而直冲霄云,神奇之极。烟雾朦胧的火山一阵轰隆,山崩地裂,火焰喷溅,真是雄伟壮观。

老余婆来到人潮涌动的缅射街,满天空的色彩缤纷幻化。一会儿是海洋里的游鱼在头顶上游;一会儿是庞大的飞机轰然飞过。老余婆仿佛置身在一个奇花异卉、变幻莫测的世界里。

老余婆来到一处有洒满月光的小河旁。悠悠流水,迷人小船,意大利船夫唱着舒缓的民歌。

手机嘟嘟地响起来了。

“阿妈,你在哪里?”

“我在那里?我怎知我在哪里?哦哦,他们说我在维-维-纳斯,好靓呀!”

老余婆不会玩老虎机,老虎机各种样,千姿百态。队友告诉她,把角子往缺口一放,用手这么一按就行了。

老余婆每转几下,不时地掉下几杯角子,哈哈,真好玩。

有一次,忽然出现两个BAR和一个DOUBLE,哗哗哗哗地落下一百多个角子,大家都跑过来祝贺,老余婆笑得像小孩子一样。

可是,玩着,玩着,装零钱的塑料杯子渐渐空了,老余婆无奈地说:“嗨,这些机器就好似哄小孩一样,时不时就落下几个哄哄你,慢慢就把你的钱吃进去了,我满满一杯都光了。”

“无所谓啦,来玩嘛,玩个几十纹钱唔要紧,开心啦!”

老余婆玩得真高兴,这个平时在家里像老佛爷一样被女儿媳妇侍奉着,吃饭怕她噎着,睡觉怕她凉着,走路怕她摔着,出门怕她丢失。如今像出了笼的小鸟,她和一些银发朋友在一起,恢复了童真。

APPROVED ENGLISH TRANSLATION

Old Mrs. Yu Goes to the Casino

Ye Guozhi · English translation · Approved by the family

Old Mrs. Yu had gone off gambling.

As soon as the news spread, the whole family became frantic, like an anthill drenched by floodwater.

The elder and younger sisters-in-law kept calling to scold the daughter-in-law. Why had she let Mother go by herself?

“You’re really that bold? You let Mother go? She doesn’t speak Mandarin and she doesn’t speak English. What if she gets lost?”

“Do you know how old she is? Over eighty! What if… hmph!”

The daughter-in-law kept explaining that Mother had insisted on going. The people who exercised with her every morning were all good people and had told her not to worry. What could she do? By then, the poor daughter-in-law had suffering she could not explain and a hundred arguments that solved nothing.

On one side, the family worried themselves sick. On the other, Old Mrs. Yu was delighted, chatting and laughing with her companions all the way. Sister Sun and Sister Song, sitting beside her, spoke with her in their half-baked Cantonese, everyone relaxed and carefree.

The luxurious bus sped across the winter desert. Old Mrs. Yu leaned against the seat, rocking gently. Rocking, rocking, under the warm winter sun stroking her face, she gradually fell asleep.

Beep-beep, beep-beep… Suddenly, the phone in her bag woke her.

She held it to her ear.

“Who is it?”

“Mother? Where are you now?”

“How would I know where I am? I’m on the bus.”

“Are you all right?”

“I’m fine. Don’t worry.”

It was her daughter-in-law. Before long, her son called too, asking how she was. During the four-plus-hour trip, Old Mrs. Yu received three calls, all asking the same worried questions.

The phone had been given to her the night before. Seeing that she could not stop Mother from going, the daughter-in-law had stuffed her own mobile phone into Mother’s hands and reminded her again and again to call regularly and let the family know she was safe.

Every hour the phone beeped. Old Mrs. Yu became annoyed.

“Hey! What’s there to worry about? What are you afraid of?”

“Your daughter-in-law is worried someone will kidnap you and sell you!”

Old Mrs. Yu burst out laughing. Her head of silver hair was like magnolia blossoms in early spring, filled with sunlight and happiness.

She had not come gambling for a long, long time. This time she discovered that the colorful world of Las Vegas had changed enormously.

At night, the sea of lights dazzled the eyes. Fountains danced gracefully to music, then shot straight into the sky. A smoky volcano suddenly thundered. The earth seemed to split and flames burst out. It was magnificent.

Old Mrs. Yu reached the crowded Fremont Street. Above her, the sky changed into brilliant colors. One moment, fish swam through an ocean overhead; the next, an enormous airplane roared past. She seemed to have entered a world of strange flowers and endless transformations.

Then she came to a little river bathed in moonlight—gentle water, charming boats, and an Italian boatman singing a slow folk song.

Her phone beeped again.

“Mother, where are you?”

“Where am I? How would I know where I am? Oh, oh, they say I’m at the Ve—Ve—Venetian. So beautiful!”

Old Mrs. Yu did not know how to play slot machines. There were all kinds of them, in endless shapes. Her companions told her: put the coins into the slot and press here with your hand.

Every few spins, a cupful of coins would sometimes tumble down.

“Haha! This is fun!”

Once, two BARs and a DOUBLE appeared. Clatter-clatter-clatter—more than a hundred coins poured out. Everyone ran over to congratulate her, and Old Mrs. Yu laughed like a child.

But as she kept playing, the plastic cup of coins gradually emptied.

“Ah,” she said helplessly, “these machines are just like coaxing children. Every now and then they drop a few coins to make you happy, and little by little they swallow all your money. I had a full cup and now it’s all gone.”

“Doesn’t matter. We came to play. Losing a few tens of dollars is nothing. Just be happy!”

Old Mrs. Yu truly enjoyed herself. At home, she was usually treated like an Empress Dowager, served by daughters and daughters-in-law who worried that she might choke when eating, get cold when sleeping, fall when walking, or get lost when she went out.

Now, like a bird released from its cage, among a group of silver-haired friends, she had recovered the innocence of childhood.